So I drank beer from 11:00 p.m Satyrday night to 2:00 a.m. Sunday night, then tried to have sex and couldn't even get a boner. No sleep, no speedy drugs, just pure hardcore dedicated beer drinking. Why? Cause I can and beer rules. Why not? With dedicated party skills you too can earn up to +10,000 metal points in a single weekend. Fuck yeah, I'm a dumbass.